So my wife and I were discussing some of the RPG Superstar entries...you know the ridiculous ones that are
and I came up with this joke item.
Goblin Noseberry Pouch
The Goblin Noseberry Pouch lets a goblin, or any other race that can pass a Fortitude save vs. nausea (DC15), to pull a slimy green berry from the pouch and eat it to restore 1d8+5 hit points. The least pouch may only be used once per day, a Lesser pouch may be used 3 times per day, while a Greater pouch may be used 5 times per day.
(I'm not going to do the entire process because it's a joke item, needless to say it uses goodberry as the spell requirement, and it must be created by a goblin)
and I came up with this joke item.
Goblin Noseberry Pouch
The Goblin Noseberry Pouch lets a goblin, or any other race that can pass a Fortitude save vs. nausea (DC15), to pull a slimy green berry from the pouch and eat it to restore 1d8+5 hit points. The least pouch may only be used once per day, a Lesser pouch may be used 3 times per day, while a Greater pouch may be used 5 times per day.
(I'm not going to do the entire process because it's a joke item, needless to say it uses goodberry as the spell requirement, and it must be created by a goblin)
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